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Gone Fishing
Key Fishing is a thing. A hook attached to the end of a pole, poked in through your letter box, will retrieve your keys. Then it’s free access to your home and your car. There are two things you can do about this. (1) Don’t leave your keys by the front door. (2) Fit a […]
I woke up this morning to find this on LinkedIn. What a lovely thing to say, so my most sincere thanks go to Matthew Harper of The Instant Kitchen Company, www.tikc.co.uk
RANT ALERT
I hate how companies use the word “From” in their pricing. Like on those cruise adverts with Rob Brydon, where it says, prices from £699 per person. Yeah. If you want to pay £699, you get a cabin next to the engine room, and you’re travelling in the middle of winter, with no chance […]
Can that seriously happen?
THIS IS ONE OF MY PET PEEVES Please feel free to imagine me jumping up and down in a red rage. We’ve just been called out to a block of flats. The block of flats has a communal door fabricated from uPVC – you know, the (usually) white plastic that many people have on their […]
Desperate times
In desperate time, desperate people do desperate things. In early 2009, at the start of the credit crunch, burglaries increased by 4%. I think it’s fair to say that these are currently desperate times, so I confidently predict that burglary rates will increase. There were a couple of comments on one of our Facebook sponsored […]
Think like a burglar
Take a look out of the front window. Not to be nosy, because that’s not like you. But, think like a burglar. Look critically at the houses across the street. Which ones do you think might be targeted by a burglar? Take a look at the houses with an alarm box. Which look like they […]
